ircd

#!/usr/bin/php
<?php
#
# IRCd Monitoring for Munin
#
# by Martin Weinelt
#
# $Log$
#  Revision 1.0	2009/09/16 05:03:31 UTC	hexa-
#  Initial Release featuring
# 	autoconf-support,
#	reading user/channels/operators count
#
#
#%# capabilities=autoconf

$_nick = "munin-ircd";
$_host = "tcp://localhost"; // change to ssl:// or tls:// for ssl-tunneled-connection, tcp:// for tcp-socket
$_port = 6667;

if (isset($argv['1']) && $argv['1'] == "config") {

	print "host_name ".php_uname('n')."\n";

	print "graph_title IRCd Status\n";
	print "graph_category chat\n";
	print "graph_order clients channels operators\n";
	print "graph_args --base 1000 -l 0\n";

	print "clients.label Clients\n";
	print "clients.draw LINE2\n";

	print "channels.label Channels\n";
	print "channels.draw LINE2\n";

	print "operators.label Operators\n";
	print "operators.draw LINE2\n";

	exit;

} elseif (isset($argv['1']) && $argv['1'] == "autoconf") {

	$sock = fsockopen($_host, $_port);

	if (!$sock) echo "no\n";
	else echo "yes\n";

	fclose($sock);

	exit;

}


$sock = fsockopen($_host, $_port);

if ($sock) {

	fputs($sock, "NICK ".$_nick."\n");
	fputs($sock, "USER munin munin localhost :munin-ircd\n");

	while ($buffer = @fgets($sock, 1024)) {

		$bits = explode(" ", trim($buffer));

		if ($bits['0'] == "PING") { fputs($sock, "PONG ".$bits['1']."\n"); }

		if (isset($argv['1']) && $argv['1'] == "debug") echo $buffer."\n";

		// RAW
		//  End of MOTD / MOTD missing
		if ($bits['1'] == "422" || $bits['1'] == "376")  {

			fputs($sock, "LUSERS\n");

		} elseif ($bits['1'] == "252") {

			// :irc.linuxlounge.net 252 munin-ircd 1 :operator(s) online
			print "operators.value ".$bits['3']."\n";

		} elseif ($bits['1'] == "254") {

			// :irc.linuxlounge.net 252 munin-ircd 2 :channels formed
			print "channels.value ".$bits['3']."\n";

		} elseif ($bits['1'] == "266") {

			// :irc.linuxlounge.net 252 munin-ircd :Current Global Users: 4  Max: 8
			print "clients.value ".$bits['6']."\n";

			// and disconnect
			fputs($sock, "QUIT :munin-ircd-monitoring\n");

		}


	}

}

fclose($sock);

?>